Please be Patient Im an influencer hat (embroidered denim)

I had this funny idea for a while where i take the Autism hat but applied it to videoers and streamers which are snakes trying to get into your pants (wallet) and crossing any moral or social barrier to do so, it was gonna be "please be patient im a ********" but my "friend" "Glumbus" suggested "influencer" which is an even worse "word" than ""content"-"creator""

• 100% cotton
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 4 rows of visible stitching on the visor
• Adjustable strap
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm) small-xx large
• Blank product sourced from China (the slave labor really do be lowering prices)